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"He thinks it’s a tire swing, and honestly, no one has the heart to tell him."
Meet Barnaby the Constrictor. Barnaby isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the reptile house. He found this rope and spent three hours tying a knot he saw in a maritime handbook, thinking he’d finally made a hammock for his mid-afternoon nap. He’s currently waiting for the 'swinging' to start, completely oblivious to the fact that his choice of furniture is a bit... permanent. With those dilated yellow eyes and that manic crimson tongue, he’s ready for a fun time that will definitely last the rest of his life. It’s a 4K masterpiece of misunderstood intentions for your lock screen.
If you like reptiles with questionable life choices, you'll love the Vertical Gator or the equally confused Crimson Eyed Badger.