Choose Your Next Obsession
"This is exactly why your mom told you not to forage in the cursed woods after midnight."
You thought you were picking an "artisanal" fungus for your organic sourdough toast. Instead, you found Barnaby. Barnaby is a fungi with an eye for fashion—literally—and a dental plan that’s significantly more aggressive than yours. He isn't interested in being sautéed in garlic butter; he's much more interested in why you keep tapping on his glass cage. If you put this on your lock screen, just be prepared for the fact that he's judging your choice of lunch, and he thinks you look delicious even without seasoning.
If you enjoy things that grow in the dark, check out the Acorn Haunt Village or the mossy secrets of the Overgrown Midnight Skull.