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Left my phone on the kitchen counter. Came back. Screen was on. Nobody touched it. Battery dropped 4%.
Changed the lock screen to this. The eyes don't blink. The text doesn't ask — it warns. Crescent moon up top like a witness that won't testify. Stars that aren't stars, just punctuation for a threat.
Roommate tried to grab it for the charger. Stopped mid-reach. Said the screen "felt cold." It's an OLED. It's always cold. That's not the point.
The point is: it worked.
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