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"He’s been pedaling for sixty miles and he still hasn't found the balloon animal convention."
Buster the clown has a tricycle that squeaks in the key of F-minor, and frankly, it’s the most terrifying thing about him. He lost his driver's license after a "misunderstanding" involving a parade float and a fountain, so now he’s forced to commute through your lock screen on three rusty wheels. He isn't here to jump-scare you; he’s just taking a shortcut to a birthday party he wasn't technically invited to. The rust on the frame is a vintage touch, and his grin is perfectly normal—as long as you don't look at it for more than three consecutive seconds without blinking. Buster is a 4K testament to why we all eventually stop going to the circus.
If Buster makes you want to hide under the bed, you might prefer the company of the Jester Mask Hoodie or the Masked Trickster.