CASE FILE: THE SMOKING CAT
FILE #09
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UNSOLVED
DESCRIPTION
Subject: Black feline. Leather jacket. No collar.
Last seen: alley behind the jazz club, 3:17am.
Distinctive: cigarette dangling. Yellow eyes that don't blink.
WITNESS STATEMENT
"He didn't ask for milk. He asked for a light."
"Smoke curled up like he was thinking deep."
"Nine lives. All of them tired."
STATUS: STILL SMOKING. STILL WATCHING.
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