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> SYSTEM_MSG: DETECTED HIGH LEVELS OF SARCASM
Look at him. He’s not trying to scare you. He’s laughing at your battery percentage. He’s laughing at your unread emails. He’s pointing directly at you because he knows you’re scrolling through wallpapers instead of working. This isn’t horror; it’s a roast. The hoodie, the backward cap, the manic grin—it’s the universal symbol for "I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m having a great time." It’s the perfect companion for anyone whose sense of humor is as dark as their screen settings.
If you like being judged by your wallpaper, try the Gamer Wolf next.