Now Available in the Afterlife
HAUNT
The Energy Drink That Doesn't Need a Pulse
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Zero calories. Zero soul. Zero regrets.
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Soft green formula โ visible without burning your retinas.
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Red eyes included. Not a side effect. A feature.
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Gray hoodie not included, but recommended.
Notice: May cause eternal wakefulness and the urge to stare at your lock screen at 3 AM. Do not operate machinery. Do not operate.